{"id":296,"date":"2009-01-10T16:52:37","date_gmt":"2009-01-10T05:52:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/?p=296"},"modified":"2009-05-23T18:54:10","modified_gmt":"2009-05-23T08:54:10","slug":"okay-im-really-accident-prone-lately","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/2009\/01\/10\/okay-im-really-accident-prone-lately\/","title":{"rendered":"Okay, I&#8217;m really accident prone lately"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the last three weeks I have:<br \/>\n1. Irritated the nerves in my right shoulder to point where it hurt to breathe.<br \/>\n2. Jarred my left ankle playing kick-to-kick in the park with a soccer ball.<br \/>\n3. Slipped over and whacked my left knee. The bruise is spectacular at the moment. I also hurt my right palm from putting my hand down to try to break my fall.<br \/>\n4. Fallen off my bike. It was the first time I&#8217;ve been on it in years. I scrapped my right elbow, gave my right hip a good whack and will have matching bruises on the inside of both knees from the crossbar on my bike.<\/p>\n<p>I am one banged up chick at the moment.<\/p>\n<p>At least with the bike accident it means I&#8217;ve gotten it out of the way. I&#8217;m riding to work from Monday and I knew at some point I was going to fall off. Everyone who&#8217;s ever ridden a bike has had at least one accident. (I&#8217;m up to five significant accidents.) It&#8217;s done now. I&#8217;m also really glad I didn&#8217;t do the normal thing and put my arm out to try to break my fall. I probably would&#8217;ve broken my arm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the last three weeks I have: 1. Irritated the nerves in my right shoulder to point where it hurt to breathe. 2. Jarred my left ankle playing kick-to-kick in the park with a soccer ball. 3. Slipped over and whacked my left knee. The bruise is spectacular at the moment. I also hurt my right palm from putting my hand down to try to <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/2009\/01\/10\/okay-im-really-accident-prone-lately\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[85,4],"tags":[82,83,81],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":299,"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions\/299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}