{"id":289,"date":"2009-01-03T13:03:28","date_gmt":"2009-01-03T02:03:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/?p=289"},"modified":"2010-08-07T00:10:03","modified_gmt":"2010-08-06T14:10:03","slug":"im-officially-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/2009\/01\/03\/im-officially-old\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m officially old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whilst out having brunch with my parents a few days ago, the guy taking our order said to me: <em>And what will you have, <strong>ma&#8217;am<\/strong>?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Someone called me ma&#8217;am. It&#8217;s all downhill from here.<\/p>\n<p>No one else might care but I think it&#8217;s exciting: my name in a comic book.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/members.iinet.com.au\/~wordnerd\/media\/me-in-proof.jpg\" class=\"alignnone\" width=\"531\" height=\"238\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whilst out having brunch with my parents a few days ago, the guy taking our order said to me: And what will you have, ma&#8217;am? Someone called me ma&#8217;am. It&#8217;s all downhill from here. No one else might care but I think it&#8217;s exciting: my name in a comic book.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,8],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=289"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1322,"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions\/1322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}