{"id":2189,"date":"2012-08-23T17:52:48","date_gmt":"2012-08-23T07:52:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/?p=2189"},"modified":"2012-08-23T21:09:26","modified_gmt":"2012-08-23T11:09:26","slug":"introducing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/2012\/08\/23\/introducing\/","title":{"rendered":"Introducing&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jayne!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-content\/jayne.jpg\" alt=\"CBoardman cyclocross bike\" width=\"500\" height=\"330\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2188\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-content\/jayne.jpg 500w, https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-content\/jayne-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As in Jayne Cobb, which will mean something to <em>Firefly<\/em> fans. <\/p>\n<p>Jayne: Well, as a rule, I say, girlfolk ain&#8217;t to be trusted.<br \/>\nRiver: [grinning] &#8220;Jayne&#8221; is a girl&#8217;s name.<br \/>\nJayne: Well, Jayne ain&#8217;t a girl! She starts in on that girl&#8217;s-name thing, [reaches into his pants] I&#8217;ll show her good &#8216;n&#8217; all, I got man parts!<br \/>\nSimon: I&#8217;m&#8230; trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. I just&#8230; it&#8217;s not coming.<br \/>\n(<em>Trash<\/em>, episode 11 <em>Firefly<\/em>.)<\/p>\n<p>Ah, Jayne. Probably one of my favourite Joss Whendon characters ever. I was riding to work thinking about names and all of sudden <em>The Hero of Canton<\/em> popped into my head and the name has just stuck. I think it&#8217;s appropriate. The bike is big, burly and carries the heavy stuff.<\/p>\n<p>The MTB pedals and bottle cages went on last night, the pannier rack was added last week. I have some nice bright red Ortlieb bags to go the rack but I couldn&#8217;t be bothered to put them on for the photo (you&#8217;ll just have to use your imagination). The MTB cletes\/pedals are interesting to say the least. I&#8217;m perplexed by the decision to tension the pedals so much. I couldn&#8217;t actually clip in at all at first. Even after winding them out as much as possible, it still taking a huge amount of force for me to actually clip in. It&#8217;s like having to learn how to use cletes all over again. But I shall persist as they&#8217;re about a billion times easier to walk around in. So yes, Jayne. Once I said it in my head the name just stuck.<\/p>\n<p>The name is why I&#8217;ve had this stuck in my head for the last few days&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uWGP5Od2ID0?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>(If you haven&#8217;t ever watched <em>Firefly<\/em>, I strongly recommend it. Brilliant show that should&#8217;ve never been cancelled. Stupid TV network!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jayne! As in Jayne Cobb, which will mean something to Firefly fans. Jayne: Well, as a rule, I say, girlfolk ain&#8217;t to be trusted. River: [grinning] &#8220;Jayne&#8221; is a girl&#8217;s name. Jayne: Well, Jayne ain&#8217;t a girl! She starts in on that girl&#8217;s-name thing, [reaches into his pants] I&#8217;ll show her good &#8216;n&#8217; all, I got man parts! 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