{"id":1215,"date":"2010-05-11T16:15:43","date_gmt":"2010-05-11T06:15:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/?p=1215"},"modified":"2011-03-11T22:04:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-11T11:04:00","slug":"if-i-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/2010\/05\/11\/if-i-ride\/","title":{"rendered":"If I Ride"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"500\" height=\"311\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/jEhpUov-adU?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Best lines ever:<br \/>\n<em>If I ride uphill, I will eventually get to ride downhill. That&#8217;s how it works.<br \/>\nIf I ride, I can wear spandex. Like Spider-man.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The video is a like a gigantic hug because it tells me I&#8217;m not the only weirdo who&#8217;s totally in love with cycling. I would pledge but it&#8217;s for America only. *pouts*<\/p>\n<p>And have you ever wondered what happened to Cadel Evan&#8217;s road world champion shoes? I did. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cyclingtipsblog.com\/2010\/05\/the-story-of-cadels-shoes\/#more-10563\">And now I know.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Best lines ever: If I ride uphill, I will eventually get to ride downhill. That&#8217;s how it works. If I ride, I can wear spandex. Like Spider-man. The video is a like a gigantic hug because it tells me I&#8217;m not the only weirdo who&#8217;s totally in love with cycling. I would pledge but it&#8217;s for America only. *pouts* And have you ever wondered what <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/2010\/05\/11\/if-i-ride\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[85],"tags":[260,478,170,261],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1215"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1215"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1679,"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1215\/revisions\/1679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hatfullofsky.net\/littlewords\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}